An Ugly Girlfriend and Her Pathetic Boyfriends

There's another Chinese whore in town. She's pretending to be a classy lady from Ginza. This whore looks like the real thing, struts like the real thing and perhaps even tastes like the real thing. But then again, do you really wanna taste another Chinese whore pretending to be a classy act from Ginza? Well, even a fake ass Chinese whore has her fanboys and this STD-ridden slut is no exception.

The classy lady from Ginza expects fine dining, along the lines of coque au vin, seared fois grois, beef tenderloin and the finest bottles of French Cabernet. Taste, budget and willingness are required to keep such a lady.

But the Chinese whore's fanboys can barely afford 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box, so such an exquisite and tasteful palate is out of the question. The Chinese whore's hunger pangs are easily satisfied, with those aforementioned 99 cent Jack in the Box tacos, cheap sodas from vending machines in front of supermarkets and Church's Fried Chicken.

Thanks to some keen eyeballs, the newest Chinese whore in town has been identified. Her name is "XO2 True Dual Exhaust."



It is beyond mere coincidence that this Chinese whore looks strikingly similar to a classy lady from Ginza. The lady from Ginza comes from the house of HKS, whereas the above Chinese whore comes from... God knows where.

Even though that her origins are unknown, her latest pap smear results are hidden and the transgender surgery details are masked, the fanboys continue to unite. And continue to high-5 one another in virtual space, for they have all bumped this ugly. Of particular note are the e-props posted on my350z.com, where Z owners of various types congregate. But the only ones that come to mind are those who ask for racing tires for the 19" wheels, worry night after night about getting a rock chip on their fake Nismo front bumper and tout the power adding properties of a manifold spacer. Check out their rants about this Chinese whore (http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283137):

• Elohite (calls his ride the "Amuse 350Z"... Hahaha... nigga, puhleeze!!) - "bump for great vendor and exhaust
• RedBullRR - "Soon as I get back from vacation, I will have to hit you up for 1 of these bad boys."
• Nexx - "just like the hks 2.25 id." (yet, it's still a Chinese whore!)
• Jay-Z - "Thanks for the exhaust, its an HKS at less than half price.. Shhh.. dont tell anyone... " (let's face it, JIGGA... you're too cheap / poor to take out the fine lady from Ginza)
• Riley07 - "Get the XO2!!! It's better to buy from a vendor on here than some random person on Ebay..Plus it will be cheaper"

Need I go on? It's almost homosexual how much e-love is passed along from one Chinese whore fanboy to another. That's okay, though. At the end of the day, you fools are still fucking the same Chinese whore. No matter what, it's still no classy lady from Ginza.