Friday, September 12, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Internet Forum Monkeys
You know, I peruse Internet forums looking for entertaining, funny or down right fucked up discussions about this and that. Here's one I found about yours truly and this blog and what this one particular forum monkey had to say (member ID = ThirdLane; http://www.tsxclub.com/forums/showthread.php?p=430549):
"Rota and Rotora is actually pretty decent, not something I would install on my TSX but its pretty decent."
What the fuck qualifies as "pretty decent"? He states that he won't put it on his car yet calls it "pretty decent?" What is pretty decent about products that come from God knows where?
"And PS, even reputable aftermarket companies have manufacturing based in China. I've seen some HKS, Apex-i, Mugen/M-Tech parts made in China. Rota is a Malaysian firm"
Sure, that is and may be a fact for all the companies listed above, but there is engineering behind it. That's not what everyone is talking about. And Rota is a company based in the Philippines. I ask... what high quality motorsports / automotive stuff comes out of the Philippines? JACK SHIT.
"I wanna see some proof. Please dig up any of my posts or threads of me promoting any of said companies. Besides if the company is ISO9000 compliant I really don't give a damn if their parts are made in China."
This forum monkey throws around ISO as if he knows what ISO is. He obviously heard the term somewhere else and, without understanding, he points this out. Fuckin typical forum monkey behavior. He makes it sound as if an official from the International Standards Organization stands around, observing and approving the ACTUAL manufacturing process. ISO9000/9001 has NOTHING to do with the actual manufacturing, raw material sourcing, alloying, heat treating / tempering, engineering, designing and testing of the product. Do your fuckin research before you open your uneducated and uninformed mouth about something which you have no fuckin clue.
Internet forums = cesspool populated by the lowest common denominator.
"Rota and Rotora is actually pretty decent, not something I would install on my TSX but its pretty decent."
What the fuck qualifies as "pretty decent"? He states that he won't put it on his car yet calls it "pretty decent?" What is pretty decent about products that come from God knows where?
"And PS, even reputable aftermarket companies have manufacturing based in China. I've seen some HKS, Apex-i, Mugen/M-Tech parts made in China. Rota is a Malaysian firm"
Sure, that is and may be a fact for all the companies listed above, but there is engineering behind it. That's not what everyone is talking about. And Rota is a company based in the Philippines. I ask... what high quality motorsports / automotive stuff comes out of the Philippines? JACK SHIT.
"I wanna see some proof. Please dig up any of my posts or threads of me promoting any of said companies. Besides if the company is ISO9000 compliant I really don't give a damn if their parts are made in China."
This forum monkey throws around ISO as if he knows what ISO is. He obviously heard the term somewhere else and, without understanding, he points this out. Fuckin typical forum monkey behavior. He makes it sound as if an official from the International Standards Organization stands around, observing and approving the ACTUAL manufacturing process. ISO9000/9001 has NOTHING to do with the actual manufacturing, raw material sourcing, alloying, heat treating / tempering, engineering, designing and testing of the product. Do your fuckin research before you open your uneducated and uninformed mouth about something which you have no fuckin clue.
Internet forums = cesspool populated by the lowest common denominator.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
The Biggest Collection Of...
Ugly ass "models."
Dogs of a feather, flock together
The hoe on the left has to wear two bras cuz she has no tits
What the fuck is that on the right? Someone actually PAID her to be there?
Seriously. This "SpoCom" show in Long Beach last weekend must have been the worst collection of wanna-be models in history. Browsing through different sites online is sheer proof that things are degrading fast. The economy is in the shits, gas prices continue to rise and mingers continue to flock to the import car scene like shits to flies. Armageddon is just around the corner.
Dogs of a feather, flock togetherThe hoe on the left has to wear two bras cuz she has no tits
Holy shit, look at the rolls on the hoe to the right
What the fuck is that on the right? Someone actually PAID her to be there?
Not only does this one have a Chinese maid face, look at the collection of fat on her knees
NO ONE is gonna go to this time attack shit considering the ugly ass hoes they put in the booth
Both are fat and ugly... look at the one in the back... she has a dude's beer gut!
Her upper body looks like that of a dude, coupled with fake tits... tranny?
Who the hell told these hoes that two bras > one bra? Oh yeah, forgot... you have no tits and need all the help you can get
It's the middle of fuckin summer and this hoe is wearing a knitted wool hat. Not only does this hoe not have any fashion sense, she has no common sense either
Ugly dog face, fake tits and oranguatan orange hair... all the makings of a wanna be import "model"
Tranny #3
What's missing?
(Hint: Ass, hips, waist)
What isn't missing?
(Hint: A big ass mole with hair growing out of it)
Tranny #4 + two bras
Seriously... need I go on? Do you want to see photos from the "bikini contest"? (or as I like to call it, "the procession of monkeys") This has got to be the worst fuckin car show ever. Let's face it. People don't go to car shows to look at cars. It's only the show car owning fags that give a shit about the cars. People go to car shows to look at hoes. Rather a raw fuckin deal when you have to PAY to look at UGLY ass hoes.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
*YAWN*
Recently seen at Hot Import Nights, Los Angeles... I am completely speechlessHappy spring, folks. I've come out of my winter hibernation, finally, and the first post of the year goes out to the hard working ladies... I mean, "models," of the import scene. Yes... those who spend hours on makeup, hair, attire, shaving their armpits / legs / pussy and, in some cases, their faces to present themselves to the world at large. It's amazing to me how some of these "modeling" websites would waste storage space in their solid state CF cards to shoot these bow wows. Without further delay, enjoy this lovely gallery courtesy of Pure [Not] Hot Models!
Ouch... my eyes!
Old girl looks like she's ready to drop a load.
Holy shit! I'm blind in one eye!
I am completely blind. Typing Helen Keller style now.
Can someone explain to me how this girl is a "model"? She has no waist.
Uh, okay.
There's that open mouth again.
I can never masturbate again.
Yeah, baby! Grow some eyebrows!
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Happy Holidays
For all those of who believe in what you do, make kick ass products and do your part in providing enthusiasts with "the goods," I salute you. I know that it must be painful watching shitty ass parts getting so much play - even in "legitimate" magazines it seems - but quality and performance will always pay dividends. Keep your head up.
For all those of you who don't give a fuck at all, sell private labeled bullshit products from God knows where, products labeled "Made in Japan" yet made elsewhere, and tell more lies about your brand and products, I give you the double middle finger salute. You know who you are. You make knock-off wheels; supposedly "engineered" brake systems; "competition" coilover system; aero kits that aren't "aero" at all; turbos with turbine shafts that snap and get ingested into the engine; intercoolers that are based on a core from a refridgerator; and so on. You know who you are.
For those of you who do your research, save your hard-earned dollars to buy quality products and wrench, I salute you. You are what makes the industry go around. You support companies that do real R&D. You support an industry that is rooted in passion and ingenuity and realize that both do cost money to pursue. Keep up the good work. And take pride in your ride.
For those of you who buy cheap shit because you've convinced yourself that "it's just as good," stop kidding yourself. Seriously. Take your head out of your ass. Keeping up with your homie and his ride isn't the purpose of having passion for cars. If you can't afford it, then save your fuckin money til you CAN afford it. And stop spreading misinformation on the internet. And stop defending these shitty ass companies. They don't give a shit about you. They only give a shit about that dollar in your pocket. Why in the world would you support such companies? Do you really think K-Bee suspension in made in Japan? Yet they sell for $700? Suckers, you all.
And to automotive "journalists" out there, write some better shit. Don't write editorial because a particular company advertises in your magazine - are you listening Performance Auto & Sound (PAS)? It's no coincidence that editorial for company X sits right next to advertising for company X. Educate the public, pass on da truth, expose the pretenders and stop patting yourself on the back because you happen to write / shoot for magazine ________. You aren't celebrities. Having a throng of compact car owners as your fanbase makes you about as good as a Z-list celebrity.
DaTruth will continue to have periodic updates. For those who support what I write, thank you. You are the fuel that keeps this fire going.
For those who think I'm out of my mind, don't know what the hell I am talking about, criticize my viewpoints and all the other baloney you write in forums or whatver other medium, thank you. As you deem my words as mere conjecture, I do so in return for your words.
Happy holidays and here's to a prosperous 2008 for REAL companies.
For all those of you who don't give a fuck at all, sell private labeled bullshit products from God knows where, products labeled "Made in Japan" yet made elsewhere, and tell more lies about your brand and products, I give you the double middle finger salute. You know who you are. You make knock-off wheels; supposedly "engineered" brake systems; "competition" coilover system; aero kits that aren't "aero" at all; turbos with turbine shafts that snap and get ingested into the engine; intercoolers that are based on a core from a refridgerator; and so on. You know who you are.
For those of you who do your research, save your hard-earned dollars to buy quality products and wrench, I salute you. You are what makes the industry go around. You support companies that do real R&D. You support an industry that is rooted in passion and ingenuity and realize that both do cost money to pursue. Keep up the good work. And take pride in your ride.
For those of you who buy cheap shit because you've convinced yourself that "it's just as good," stop kidding yourself. Seriously. Take your head out of your ass. Keeping up with your homie and his ride isn't the purpose of having passion for cars. If you can't afford it, then save your fuckin money til you CAN afford it. And stop spreading misinformation on the internet. And stop defending these shitty ass companies. They don't give a shit about you. They only give a shit about that dollar in your pocket. Why in the world would you support such companies? Do you really think K-Bee suspension in made in Japan? Yet they sell for $700? Suckers, you all.
And to automotive "journalists" out there, write some better shit. Don't write editorial because a particular company advertises in your magazine - are you listening Performance Auto & Sound (PAS)? It's no coincidence that editorial for company X sits right next to advertising for company X. Educate the public, pass on da truth, expose the pretenders and stop patting yourself on the back because you happen to write / shoot for magazine ________. You aren't celebrities. Having a throng of compact car owners as your fanbase makes you about as good as a Z-list celebrity.
DaTruth will continue to have periodic updates. For those who support what I write, thank you. You are the fuel that keeps this fire going.
For those who think I'm out of my mind, don't know what the hell I am talking about, criticize my viewpoints and all the other baloney you write in forums or whatver other medium, thank you. As you deem my words as mere conjecture, I do so in return for your words.
Happy holidays and here's to a prosperous 2008 for REAL companies.
Friday, November 30, 2007
An Ugly Girlfriend and Her Pathetic Boyfriends
There's another Chinese whore in town. She's pretending to be a classy lady from Ginza. This whore looks like the real thing, struts like the real thing and perhaps even tastes like the real thing. But then again, do you really wanna taste another Chinese whore pretending to be a classy act from Ginza? Well, even a fake ass Chinese whore has her fanboys and this STD-ridden slut is no exception.
The classy lady from Ginza expects fine dining, along the lines of coque au vin, seared fois grois, beef tenderloin and the finest bottles of French Cabernet. Taste, budget and willingness are required to keep such a lady.
But the Chinese whore's fanboys can barely afford 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box, so such an exquisite and tasteful palate is out of the question. The Chinese whore's hunger pangs are easily satisfied, with those aforementioned 99 cent Jack in the Box tacos, cheap sodas from vending machines in front of supermarkets and Church's Fried Chicken.
Thanks to some keen eyeballs, the newest Chinese whore in town has been identified. Her name is "XO2 True Dual Exhaust."
It is beyond mere coincidence that this Chinese whore looks strikingly similar to a classy lady from Ginza. The lady from Ginza comes from the house of HKS, whereas the above Chinese whore comes from... God knows where.
Even though that her origins are unknown, her latest pap smear results are hidden and the transgender surgery details are masked, the fanboys continue to unite. And continue to high-5 one another in virtual space, for they have all bumped this ugly. Of particular note are the e-props posted on my350z.com, where Z owners of various types congregate. But the only ones that come to mind are those who ask for racing tires for the 19" wheels, worry night after night about getting a rock chip on their fake Nismo front bumper and tout the power adding properties of a manifold spacer. Check out their rants about this Chinese whore (http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283137):
The classy lady from Ginza expects fine dining, along the lines of coque au vin, seared fois grois, beef tenderloin and the finest bottles of French Cabernet. Taste, budget and willingness are required to keep such a lady.
But the Chinese whore's fanboys can barely afford 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box, so such an exquisite and tasteful palate is out of the question. The Chinese whore's hunger pangs are easily satisfied, with those aforementioned 99 cent Jack in the Box tacos, cheap sodas from vending machines in front of supermarkets and Church's Fried Chicken.
Thanks to some keen eyeballs, the newest Chinese whore in town has been identified. Her name is "XO2 True Dual Exhaust."
It is beyond mere coincidence that this Chinese whore looks strikingly similar to a classy lady from Ginza. The lady from Ginza comes from the house of HKS, whereas the above Chinese whore comes from... God knows where.
Even though that her origins are unknown, her latest pap smear results are hidden and the transgender surgery details are masked, the fanboys continue to unite. And continue to high-5 one another in virtual space, for they have all bumped this ugly. Of particular note are the e-props posted on my350z.com, where Z owners of various types congregate. But the only ones that come to mind are those who ask for racing tires for the 19" wheels, worry night after night about getting a rock chip on their fake Nismo front bumper and tout the power adding properties of a manifold spacer. Check out their rants about this Chinese whore (http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=283137):
- Elohite (calls his ride the "Amuse 350Z"... Hahaha... nigga, puhleeze!!) - "bump for great vendor and exhaust
- RedBullRR - "Soon as I get back from vacation, I will have to hit you up for 1 of these bad boys."
- Nexx - "just like the hks 2.25 id." (yet, it's still a Chinese whore!)
- Jay-Z - "Thanks for the exhaust, its an HKS at less than half price.. Shhh.. dont tell anyone... " (let's face it, JIGGA... you're too cheap / poor to take out the fine lady from Ginza)
- Riley07 - "Get the XO2!!! It's better to buy from a vendor on here than some random person on Ebay..Plus it will be cheaper"
Need I go on? It's almost homosexual how much e-love is passed along from one Chinese whore fanboy to another. That's okay, though. At the end of the day, you fools are still fucking the same Chinese whore. No matter what, it's still no classy lady from Ginza.
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